can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars
I’m going to get so trashed. It’s going to be obscene.
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional. - Walt Disney
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”
*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT POSY I HAVE EVER SEEN.
Guys, that’s not only Iambic, that’s a fucking sonnet. *claps*
Grammatically correct for the period and a couple of references to Shakespeare’s actual works.
I’m sincerely impressed.
Are you a wizard ? …
What the fuck kind of Xena Warrior Princess bullshit is this?!
its called fucking physics
that still takes some skill to pull off even if you understand the physics behind it stop being a self-righteous nerd about it and let people have their fun
Trajectory, angle, force, thrust, skill and a bit of luck. Physics at it’s best.
look at this Captain America ass motherfucker
*Fury voice* I’m here to talk to you about the Avenger Initiative.